Everyone be using the eggplant emoji as a penis euphemism, I have two thoughts on this ... - Lemmy.World

1) over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and 2) can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?