Some days ago I came up with an exciting hack to get the address of _tsrm_ls_cache for running ZTS threads from outside the process without an unstripped PHP binary (via brute forcing), but I haven't had time to try it yet...
@sji Oh boi that sounds *spicy*
@Girgias And also spyish...? Sometimes I'm having difficulty distinguishing whether I'm making a profiler or a malware.