@jeffowski I know this is a joke, but to be fair:
The eggs we eat are not chicken, even in the bogus definition of the catholic church.

They are basically periods, so unfertilized eggs. If you tried to hatch your breakfast egg, you'd just end up with a smelly egg.

So their logic does not fall apart here.

It does however fall apart when they think forcing someone to carry out a child when they unwillingly got pregnant is the moral thing to do.