CenturionFunniest sentence wins
Bober kurwa!
No way to play poker again
SqueakHouston we have a problem
Houston, YOU have a problem.
elbuchoWell, at least I don’t have to worry about my student loans anymore.
“Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm…Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm… Dammit this is a difficult choice…”
teftAsphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.
Just saying.
Hypothermia is supposed to be nice once you get part the shivering. You feel warm (even kinda hot), the fall asleep and don’t wake up.
Asphyxia would Bree so quick though, but I’m not sure how blood boiling in zero atmosphere would feel.
TipponDon’t forget the massive shockwave from the exploding planet
Via what medium
You don’t think the billions of tons of rock are going to spread out? :p
Seriously though, we see shockwaves from exploding stars affecting the material around them. I don’t know the mechanics of what is causing it or how it spreads, but it does.
I think they would maintain their orbital path or be moved in the direction of the impact (obviously a mix)
But that’s a debris field, not a shock wave
Well the moon was formed by an impact of similar proportions so the debris field is making it to the moon.
Interestingly, probably not! When the moon formed it was MUCH closer to earth. The moon is ever so slowly moving away from the planet, bit by bit. So a fresh debris field from a sufficiently similar impact wouldn’t reach as far as the moon is today
Herbal Gamer“Honestly, can’t blame 'em.”
Well, now I don’t have to return those videos to Blockbuster.
Blockbuster … Who wants to tell 'em?
LucidlethargyBut… Blockbuster still exists. You know that, right?
One blockbuster that only got to keep the name because of how the franchise setup worked. The corporate entity that was, for all intents and purposes, the actual blockbuster brand is long gone
Thanks, Obama.
Oh.
Fuk.
jesusrp98Oh no the economy!
The gas prices will probably go up.
The shareholders aren’t going to like this.
Nothing a little duct tape can’t fix
ばにちゃんWell, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?
somerandomperson1231Basically this.
youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY
FUCK
“Finally, it was damn fucking time”
Too bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.
jan teliImma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue
southsamuraiSpaceballs? There goes the planet.
Solitary confinement for life, apparently.
Annoyed_🦀 “MY CABBAGE!”
He never can get a break, can he?
YaksDC“Fucking Empire!”
Time to hop into the cryo pod for 152 years.
cheezoid2"Uhm" probably
Damn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one
PeppycitoHe can expect to be pummeled by Earth chunks shortly.
Huh, that’s not ideal
ItsGhostReally simple
“Bollocks”
That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.
Avicennathere is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth
I’m Polish so “Kurwa”.
fake polish, all the real poles would go “o kurwa” /s
Last man standing, bitches.
“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep the it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.
I would have assumed the asteroid is large enough to have some sort of gravity and take a portion of the earth’s atmosphere with it after it exits?
I love it when a plan comes together.
🅿🅸🆇🅴🅻“Physics be damned”
mkhopperDamnit… And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.
Houston, you have a problem.
Fuck me Rhonda.
Fuck, fuck me Rhonda
Fuck, that’s probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further…