Aw yeah ban teens from social media but make it legal for them to work the night shift in the cold chopping room at the meat-chopping factory.

These kids will hate us all forever and we will deserve it.

The active shooter drills, failing to protect trans teens, taking their damn phones, burning their books and sending them to the factory. Fail fail fail fail fail.

How could I forget the forced pregnancies?

Tack on another "fail"

@futurebird we have to fight back against this attack on kids and teens
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Well you see if they survive the coal mines, they might connect on social media to unionize. We can't have that.
@futurebird don't forget boiling their atmosphere!
@futurebird Doing everything BUT fixing the problem.
@futurebird I'm not sure there is a correlation to social media here, though. there's been ample evidence that social media is designed to prey on kid's mental and it's horrendous for them. I'm completely in support of it
@futurebird you say ALL the stuff that runs through my aging head...