What are some reasons why we are definitely NOT in a simulation?

https://lemmy.world/post/12308861

What are some reasons why we are definitely NOT in a simulation? - Lemmy.World

It is fun to think about the Simulation Theory [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis] but most discussions revolve around it being likely that we are in one. What are some concrete reasons why it’s all science fiction and not reality?

I will tell you as soon as you concretely prove that I am not th most powerful being in the universe
steals tiredofsametab’s car
Well, that's certainly interesting given that I haven't owned a car in nearly a decade
Mission accomplished.
If you’re the most powerful being in the universe, I just assumed all cars are yours.
Nah, they belong to Steve. I'm more of a walk-and-bike type of all-powerful being (unless I'm not)