You can't go after stupid with logic.

You gotta go after it with equally, if not more outrageous levels of stupid.

If am embryo is a kid, go for child support from the date of conception.

Sue for life insurance rights/benefits.

Get voting rights lowered by a year since the time in the tummy counts as life.

Just do the most outrageous things you can possibly think of and get legal precedent set based on the new state of stupidity.

You can only fight stupid with stupid.

Go do your best stupid.