@GreetingsOut the worst thing about it: I wouldn't even be completely surprised if that wasn't even a joke at all but instead happened for real

@GreetingsOut @oldmankris Thirty-three spermatozoa were shot and killed today when an embryo accidentally discharged their handgun into a crowd. “I didn't mean to shoot them, I panicked when they all rushed into my womb! I thought I could just scare them away.”

@GreetingsOut It would be very vulture capitalist of them to seize all those frozen embryos, load them with debt, then terminate them.

@GreetingsOut 😎 Concealed carry is the new normal for Alabaman embryos!

@GreetingsOut To be fair, they have finally settled the "which came first, the chicken or the egg" controversy. In Alabama, eggs are chickens. This will complicate the design of meatless meals for Catholics. 🙄​

@GreetingsOut I'm sure this will actually happen.

@GreetingsOut The world is watching as US states disassemble