That's some platform, GOP Fascist Party: "NO SEX FOR PLEASURE!" Should garner a whole lotta votes.

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Via Adam Jentleson:

Highly influential heritage foundation, which would help staff & direct a future Trump admin, literally said that a key conserv policy goal is “ending recreational sex.” they said it, not me. IMO we should take them both seriously & literally

(Heritage quote in next toot)

2/ Heritage Foundation:

"It seems to me that a good place to start would be a feminist movement against the pill, & for... returning the consequentiality to sex."

Conservatives have to lead the way in restoring sex to its true purpose, & ending recreational sex & senseless use of birth control pills.

@GottaLaff
That idea merits way more sarcasm than I could possibly give it without dangerously depleting my entire year's supply.
I'll limit myself to referencing the song title "How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Paree?)" and pointing out that this is yet another great way for the GOP to lose elections.