uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
https://slrpnk.net/post/6912344

uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist! - SLRPNK
I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?
US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.
You forgot the part where he was screaming, “I’m hit! I’m hit!”
Also the part where his partner, who was talking to others across the street, rushed over all like, “what are we shooting at?” and also opened fire on the police car with dude handcuffed in the back, though she didn’t dump her whole mag like the first one did.