i can't get over Equestrian Australia's reaction to Shane Rose wearing a mankini to a fancy-dress event

his bits were covered, and it was a fancy-dress event

how sexualised is too-sexualised when it's a woman fancy-dressing??

your job is basically just torturing and murdering innocent horses, but you've coerced the news-cycle into focusing on a guy in a mankini needing punishment?!

even exposed cock & balls are literally rated PG in this country as long as the former's flaccid!

#prudes

oh wait maybe that's the bit the news is too embarrassed to tell us