you don't need to care about package managers if your distribution artifact is a single static-linked binary the size of a cat genome
@vyr damn that made me wonder what size a cats genome is and it's quite large huh
@halcy TIL that biologists quote genome sizes in base pairs (b), which has absolutely no chance of being confused with any other common units of information

@vyr it is extremely annoying since apparently they also like to use SI prefixes so it's like "Gb" but that's GIGABASEPAIRS which ????

anyways a cat is 625 megabytes if I understood all of this right. You can just fit a cat on a CD. That's neat, I guess!

@halcy yep! a human genome would need a GD-ROM
@vyr potentially incredible bit: changing all file sizes to be displayed in terms of base pairs and acting like that’s normal
@halcy @vyr call em "bips" to confuse the stock bros
@halcy @vyr it's cool but also remember that the cat stores a cat in a nucleus 5-20 micrometers across
@greg @halcy this is also very cool. but whoever designed the cat neglected to add direct I/O outside the nucleus, which limits the cat in data center applications
@vyr @greg perfect opportunity to post this comic
@halcy @vyr hahahah I haven't thought about Slow Wave in a long, long time
@vyr @greg @halcy
yeah, for that you need a netcat
@greg @vyr wait, what is information denser, DNA or a microsd card?
@halcy @greg @vyr if you lose your microSD card, you will be subject to immediate de-resolution

@halcy @greg DNA, massively. a base pair's about 0.34 nm, stores 2 bits, and can be rolled up into 3D chromatin. if we count the transcription mechanism it's bigger obviously but not by much.

meanwhile, microSD cards use flash ROM; semiconductor feature sizes have yet to properly hit 3 nm, the actual flash transistors are probably bigger than the feature size plus there are a bunch of larger control electronics floating around, we don't use that tech for flash memory anyway, and despite some attempts at stacking, flash memory is still fundamentally 2D.

winner: DNA

but if we talk I/O bandwidth, DNA is somewhat less competitive.

@halcy @greg actually you could make the case that DNA aggregate bandwidth could be ridiculous because of the storage density, but the latency to reading or writing the first bit is still pretty high i think
@greg @halcy the cat gets around this by putting a copy of the cat genome in almost every cell to compensate for poor I/O with great locality