Imagine me comin’ in, thudding over to you, sitting on you and a big couch and then…*BBBRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMBBBLBLLBLBLLBLBLLBLLBLBLLBLBLBLLBLLBLLBLBLLBLBLLBLBLLLLRRRRRRRMMMMMMMBBBBBBNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTHHHRRRRUUUUMMMBBLLLBBNNNRRRRRRRRNNNNTT!!!* 💖

@Djermengandre *Is interrupted in my movie viewing by you looming over and trumpeting a large amount of gas.*

Hehe, hey big guy! Why don’t you sit down? Got the perfect seat for you.

@Djermengandre wanna be Djermy's roommate
@Djermengandre I would be instantly obliterated >~< (I wouldn't complain tho: please do it ÒwÓ)
@rdasf691 Oooh, okays! I would be moooore than happy to! ^www~
@Djermengandre yays! *gets ready to be smushed* >~<