The new ruler of Great Britain

https://lemmy.world/post/12071910

The new ruler of Great Britain - Lemmy.World

Looks like the enchantments have worn out a bit
I’m guessing climate change is the real winner here, bc it’s not just a casual dry spell that unearths a 1000 year old sword.
Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government.
Hush, the pond folk have spoken! Their word is absolute.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses.
Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they’d put me away.
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
Help! I’m being repressed!
They mean to win Wimbledon!
Mummy’s turned into a Scotsman.
Did you see him repressin’ me? You saw that, didn’t you?
I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Source Of Mysterious "Excalibur" Sword Found In Lake Revealed

The mystery behind the sword found by a young girl in a legendary pool has been solved and it involves an offering to the Gods.

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I mean I’m inclined to believe him, but has anyone found the listing of the sword for sale? Did a quick search and found a couple kinda similar-looking ones, but not quite the one she pulled out.
Fun fact: Arthur did pull Excalibur out of a stone, but then immediately broke it in a duel. I’m nit even joking.
I thought the sword in the stone and Excalibur were different weapons, and Excalibur was the replacement for when the other sword broke.
Your right, my bad. The sword from the stone was unnamed and it was broken in the duel.

Yeah isn’t it some Caliburn and Exalibur. Most of my holy weapon name knowledge comes exclusively from the Fate Series lol.

simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excalibur

Excalibur - Simple English Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Are we talking about Andúril, AKA “the flame of the west”?
As a Canadian I support having this specific image on our currency and coin

Fake finding a sword in a lake.

Sell a rusty piece of metal on ebay for £5K

Looks like a montante.
That’s what she said!
Wanna come over and polish my zweihandler? 😏

Hey everyone, this guy’s only got a Zweihänder!

Hey, when you penetrate the invading Franc with your Zweihänder, does the invading Franc say “Is it in yet?”?

Good for her, I can’t think of a better, more wholesome type of internet fame than to be known as “the lady of the lake”.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!..

…oh what the hell, can’t be worse than royal succession

I think that was a not-so-subtle dig at constitutional monarchies in general.
We tried democracy but ended up with Truss and Johnson. I say we try sword-catching again.
She would probably be better than Charles, tbh