Mastodawn

Mine's a teaspoon

my forks are okay but ive got some dodgy spoons

I’ve got some great spoons, but there’s that one spoon that just sucks.

oh yeah there totally are good spoons and bad spoons

One of my favorite spoons.
I found it in the road.

For the longest time I had a spoon which literally had sharp edges. I don’t know why I didn’t throw it away. No idea where it is now.

The one that did a few rounds in the garbage disposal. Only then back side was damaged, so it all looks fine until you put in in your mouth.