Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
https://xkcd.com/2893/
Sphere Tastiness

xkcd
@xkcd This fits with my theory that larger blueberries have the same amount of flavour as the tiny blueberries.
@xkcd Baseballs are an outlier
@xkcd I knew my wife and I ate delicious round things for a reason.
@xkcd wholesome sequel to "Fuck grapefruit"

So the Earth tastes better than the moon?

I guess, yeah...? There is more tasty stuff on the Earth than on the moon, so yeah.