It is finally done. I have achieved Networking, and every email (at least, the ones with LinkedIn connections) have been replied to.

Phase 2 is to get a podcast going, but Phase 1.5 (just for my soul) is to see if I can now be honest on LinkedIn and watch management become increasingly bewildered that "I love Scrum because I get paid more every year and it's literally impossible for me to work for it" than their flaccid thought leadership.