Meanwhile, younger folks audibly exhale when you take the extra 10 seconds to put your cash change back in your wallet.

Can’t win em all.

Because you do that on your own time, not at the cashier. Do it while you’re walking out.

I have two hands. One is occupied by my wallet that I just took the cash out of. The other is occupied by the change that was just handed back to me. Which hand am I supposed to push the cart or carry my stuff with? Just be patient for a moment.

I put my wallet away, grab my stuff with one hand, then take the change with the other hand & stuff it into a pocket. Then I sort my stuff when I get in my car.

Sounds annoying.

I like to inconvenience myself so that strangers who don’t care about me can save 2 seconds in the lineup. Then I go around telling people what a great guy I am for it.