Mastodawn

Not that the examined life is any picnic, either.

@Julie How could anyone possibly know if the unexamined life is worth living, or, really, anything about it at all?

@aubilenon @Julie A life exists in simultaneous juxtaposed states of worth-living and not-worth-living until it is observed.

[Mechanic looking under the hood of my life] "Well, HERE'S your trouble, right here. THIS life hasn't been examined."

[Pulls out the worth-living valve and holds it up to the light.]

"See? Rust."

@CeilCK “These suckers gotta be changed every 15 years or 150,000 miles. Whichever comes first. Anyway, it’s gonna cost ya.”

@Julie "Sometimes this happens when you try to drive into the ocean...."