Mastodawn

Sysadmin: ephedrine

Chemist: I can't serve you that.

Sysadmin: sudoephedrine

Chemist: There you go.

@dgar Aaarg!

@dgar IYKYK

@dgar Chemist: Your account is not in the sudoers file. This incident has been reported to admins.

@dgar
sudo these are not the droids you're looking for

@dgar There's a brand of antiseptic cream which has been causing this kind of quiet smirk for years.

And you HAVE to use it!

@dgar get out

@dgar is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

@dgar 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dgar that rarest of rare birds — the good pun. Bravo.

@dgar *gives you a sugar pill* here's your pseudoephedrine