Permit me to suggest the claim on Wikipedia that His Majesty's Airship Number One "provided valuable technical experience for British airship designers" is an overly sunny assessment of the featured predicament.

#FailureFriday

@DreadShips as my daughter’s school says, it’s a growth mindset! We learn best from our mistakes!
@DreadShips having said that, “valuable technical experience” is now going to replace “rapid unplanned disassembly” in my lexicon.