You don't have to be a wizard...

https://sh.itjust.works/post/14276666

You don't have to be a wizard... - sh.itjust.works

[a picture of an elderly woman drinking from a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey with the caption, “You don’t have to be a wizard to cast fireball”]

Fireball is the thing coming out of my stomach if I drink that shit
I got hungover looking at that pic
Is that the berries and cream dude in the background?
If it has to be so cold that the god damn thing starts frosting up when out in the open, then it’s not good alcohol.

So… fireball.

And sambuka.

And malort. (Tho even frosty icy cold that one is not drinkable)

And Jaeger, and Rumpleminz, and Ice 101, and a lot of things, really
🤮 yes all of those also.

A wizard is never late

Nor is he early

He casts fireball precisely when he’s out of spell slots

Inspired by your meme on Copilot.