A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...

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A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone... - Lemmy.World

A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone…

Except it tastes like shit because it’s a hot pocket
You don’t eat a Hot Pocket for the taste.
And definitely not for nutrition.
You eat it for the 2nd degree burns.