Best title wins - Lemmy.World

“Who am I kidding? I AM a conjuror of cheap tricks…”
You win the Internet for the whole week!
“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself!”
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he climaxes precisely when he means to.
No one, and I mean no one uses “climax” in reference to sex at any point after they lose their virginity. 🤢🫣
You need to read more smut.
You need to read better smut.
all the not porn books geared towards repressed house wives use words like this
This one does not spark climax
You sound like you’re fun at orgies.
You’re not wrong, but I do wish I knew how to tell your mom “no”.

As you age with a need to be more specific in well articulated thought, your vocabulary may expand.

Climax is a very useful word when you understand all the peripheral experiences in need of differentiation. The word is only meaningless and unnecessary to the young at heart, or young in mind.

Climax is also an excellent movie.
You’re thinking of IMAX
Congratulations! You win today’s Cringiest Comment Award!
I have no memory of this place…
Filthy little hobbitses indeed
I think you misspelled HOEbbitses.
Gandalf’s accounts weren’t the only thing drained that night
Why is the lady withdrawing money? Is she the one paying Gandalf for sex 😅
Damn right, Gandalf the STUD out here stacking paper.
Hoes gotta give pimp his cut
This wizard is going to show his wand
Man I think he already, look at that crazy finger by the ATM.
I take off my robe and wizard hat.
A wizard's staff has a knob on the end
Gandalf: “I am sorry Frodo. I was, delayed.” The delay:
Gandalf about to discover two towers.
100 points for gryffindor
“I was…delayed…”
We all know Gandalf is actually into the tiny Hobbit ladies, makes him feel huge.
So that’s why the other two wizards went east
Underrated comment!
“Love me that azz!”
Two gal thot ass!
Nobody beats the Wiz!
be cumming the white wizard
The only time that going ATM is acceptable.
“Look to my coming…”
A normal night on Pattaya Walking Street.
A wizard comes exactly when he plans to, but where he comes is tricky to aim.
“these two pass”
Decimation: The two trees of valinor
One cockring to rule them all
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When you need your wizard sleeve inspected, who better to call?
What…a Wizard has needs too.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
lol that brings back memories from 20 years ago
Gandalf And The Goblets On Fire
A wizard comes exactly when he means to.
Don’t worry, they have hairy feet
It is no secret that Gandalf has a gift when it comes to communicating with birds
Exclusif : Gandalf caught with the 2 disappeared blue mages
I found two more rings if power!