¡auxilio! - tchncs

image description: panik kalm panik [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/panik-kalm] meme template. panik: accidentally saying “hubiera” instead of “habriá” kalm: natives say it the same way panik: they’re also wrong — help folks! Spanish subjunctives are killing me :'(

Wegen dir, oder deinetwegen?
is this German equivalent of a similar thing?