I’ll bet most folks who act like him couldn’t either.

@georgetakei Lifelong atheist here, and I’m betting I can name most of them from memory:

Thou shalt have no god before me
Thou shalt honor thy father and mother
Thou shalt not steal
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass
Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife
Thou shalt not commit murder
Thou shalt keep the sabbath holy
Thou shalt not bear false witness

So nine, not bad. Or per George Carlin: Don’t fuck with other people or their shit.