TECH COMPANY: stop pirating our products

ME: ok then sell them to me

TECH COMPANY: ...

TECH COMPANY: listen here you little sh—

@Lana that seems to be a common pattern between industries...

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/game_of_thrones

I tried to watch Game of Thrones and this is what happened - The Oatmeal

WINTER NEVER CAME.

The Oatmeal
@marco_m_aus_f @Lana To be fair you can still buy dvd/bluray boxsets of GoT to this day, so any piracy in this case was unjustified. I saw GoT boxsets in store only just last Saturday. That said there are plenty of streaming-exclusive shows and movies that can't be watched by any other means (like Nimona for instance), but GoT isn't one of them.

@Lana few weeks ago I read this article with title that just stuck in my head:
If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing: https://pluralistic.net/2023/12/08/playstationed/

highly recommend to read it, as you may have the same observations as author.

Pluralistic: “If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing” (08 Dec 2023) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

@Lana Literally no way to get Disney movies with Dutch audio in Germany legally. None.

@alper @Lana I wanted to watch Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory in English. I rented the movie in English from Amazon and after paying for it they told me that's it's not available in Germany.

If the pirates give me a better service than paying for something, I'm not paying

@alper @Lana In Sweden you are sometimes (maybe even often) limited to subtitles in one of the Nordic languages. Fortunately it’s not the majority.

Want English subtitle for your English audio? No, why would you want that?

Sometimes they even do it with blu-rays, and since the bonus materials typically don’t come with as many subtitles they are just left out.

@Lana no sell! only subscriptions!
@Lana I spent part of this week cracking some software because the last time anyone would sell it to me, Billy Clinton was still president
@foone @Lana I recently cracked a game I actually own because the CD check was annoying and often failed in WINE. It was a one byte patch to the exe.
@foone @Lana The game in question was Yoot Tower and the CD check just made sure that the drive you installed it from currently has a volume label matching the original CD. However, due to the whole "I don't have a CD drive" thing, that check wasn't passing. I changed the jump condition on the return value from strcmp to be unconditional. Done.
@Lana i just wish most "professional" software just follow what video games companies are doing on Steam stuff.
Not saying that it's perfect but it's better than what we have now.
@Lana Why settle for getting paid just once when you can demand payment periodically forever?
@Lana Seriously though. My old person lament isn’t that “no one wants to work anymore” it’s that “no one wants to truly sell you anything anymore.” It’s all just rent seeking.