@charliejane I imagine Shawns, Shauns and Seans squaring off. With perhaps some skirmishes between Johns, Jons, Jeans, and Juans.

@charliejane A war fought solely with screwdrivers.

@charliejane followed by hordes of Hanson/Jenson/Johnsons duking it out with Hansen/Jensen/Johnsens

@charliejane They'll give each other el.

@charliejane which side will form a strategic alliance with the Erics against the Ericks?

@charliejane Tod vs Todd.

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Not to mention the p's!

@charliejane I always assumed they were secretly allies and use the flickering between l and ll as optical camouflage.

@charliejane They will all pay for what they have done.