Apologies to those who watched my latest unboxing live stream. In my defense, it was 50/50 on whether those cats were going to be alive or not.
@Alice this is the thing, *you never know*

@Alice

I'm uncertain how to feel about this.

@Alice I guess I'll never tire of a Schrödinger's joke 😄

@elverkonge @Alice

could go either way

@Alice Wait. Wouldn't multiple cats improve the odds?
@sjfloat 1 cat per box. So many boxes, just as many cats.
@sjfloat With 50/50 odds, two cats enter, one cat leaves.
@Alice
@Alice in Which timeline are we?
@Alice Sorry, I was in a cave staring at a wall. What did I miss?
@Alice OMG this is horrible; instant follow
@Alice Yeah. That’s just science.
@Alice > just couldn't resist the setup for the drop ,,, 🤭🤭🤭🫣🫣🫣
@Alice The mice organ 🤔🤔😬🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😬🫣
@Alice collapse that wavefunction, Slice.

@Alice

Cats have nine lives. Men know this, Death knows this, even cats know this.

What cats do not know is maths.

but Schrödinger's Cat had time to study.

Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable.

Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman... did you really think it would kill me? I have walked across the surface of the Sun.