RapidcreekBiden Opens Up Lead Over Trump In Head-To-Head
tacosanonymousIt’s fucking January.
PugJesusSomeone help me develop a drinking problem. I'm gonna need it to get through the next year.
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Step 1: Start Drinking
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Step 2: Don’t Stop
Damn, no wonder I have a drinking problem.
This sounds expensive. I'm poor.
Ignore other necessities and beg for drink money
due to the liquor laws in america, certain types of booze have very high quality standards…
namely Vodka, Scotch, and Bourbon…
(vodka must be made into nearly pure ethanol and then diluted, scotch must be aged 3 years in scotland… so it’s always decent, and bourbon has a bunch of fun rules too… i don’t really like bourbon though)
the health part always makes me stop my drinking problems though… i just can’t handle it…
getting a little tipsy consistently is possible to maintain a functioning alcoholism though… be sure to stay extra hydrated and alcohol inhibits vitamin absorption… so… whatever
Semi-Hemi-Demigod"The key to avoiding a hangover is to never stop drinking" - Col. Tigh, Battlestar Galactica
Ah that's where I went wrong, I got stuck on step 1, thanks!
XhieronCan’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!