Life goals - Divisions by zero

Then your next job calls this job to verify your employment, finds out you quit without notice, and withdraws the offer
Don’t list it in your previous jobs. Problem solved
“What can you tell us about this hole in your resume”
“I was fuckin’ bitches.” lol
Are you 12 years old lol

No fuck u, I’m 13 noob. Git rekt fam

…ahhh to be a kid again 🤣

I was self employed doing x y or z
"Taking care of my sick mother ..." stops them real quick.
Love all the “interview hacks” in here :)
Oh damn this is a good one!
“That’s when I went to Yale”
“I yust got out last week!”
Get the best sounding friend you know and let them know what you’re doing. Say you did landscaping or wallpaper work for someone and give them that friends number doesn’t even have to be their real name you give them and boom, you just verified your work history. Obviously depends on what you are applying for you could say computer work or a number of many other things. If you do work like that for someone you’re private contracted so they have no way to prove that you didn’t do it