Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

• Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
• Corn
• Peas
• Ground beef
• Chicken
• Cheese
• Cabbage
• Vinaigrette
• Mashed potatoes
• Bacon
• Crispy straw potatoes
• Olives
• Cooked quail eggs

• Vinaigrette
• Mashed potatoes
• Olives
• Cooked quail eggs

So it’s war, then?