The Picard ManeuverPresidential fitness test
jopepaDid you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!
Follow the funsies…
Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!
Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!
Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.