NYT 4/6
As my favourite and best boss used to say when I still lived on the other side of this ball of Earth, "At least [I'm] consistent." (Contextually, in response to the fact I somehow managed to almost always be about 5-7 minutes late, but he never really bothered to penalise me for this because I did the job really well, otherwise.)
The world needs more bosses like him. Granted, it probably helped that he owned the place too.

























































