A lot of products could be improved with a little more gay
#vintageAd #gay #cola
@GayOldTime Why do these babies look like Trump? O_O
@marronvulpes The question is, why does Trump look like an impish baby?
@GayOldTime I'm loving the boldness and simplicity of their tagline, "It's Better"
@Adamski All that needs to be said
@Adamski @GayOldTime It's not only better, it will refresh you as well ^__^
@GayOldTime The number one choice for men being chased by bears... ;)

@GayOldTime

So if I’m full of Gay-Ola I’ll be pursued by bears?

@darkmirror That is clearly the intended message
@GayOldTime "Tired out and thirsty"... my permanent state. 😂
@druid Have you tried refreshing Gay-Ola?
@GayOldTime Tired Out and "Thirsty", I feel so called out.
@GayOldTime I bet it goes well with a Golden Gaytime.
@Bright5park I want someone to bring the Gay-Ola brand back as an ironic throwback
@GayOldTime never ask what a gayola is to a Spanish speaking person (it's a kinda old vulgar term for masturbation)
@terminalSloth Old and vulgar, just like me
@GayOldTime It's also spaniard slang for masturbation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GayOldTime

“It’s Better” – I didn’t know it was ill

“It’s Better” – better than what?

“It’s Better” – I can’t believe it’s not
@GayOldTime Note the malicious pleasure the Sun is taking in that man's predicament. Old-timey illustrators knew that the accursèd daystar is not humanity's friend.
@GayOldTime The sun certainly seems gratified that he gets to watch someone be killed by a bear.
@johnhattan Mr. Sun is not your friend
@GayOldTime Oh, honey, I WAS thirsty. But then I drank Gay-Ola!
@GayOldTime Also, this suggests that "gay" is the best way for women to go hiking while being safe from both men AND bears.
@GayOldTime Does he run towards the bear after a sip?

@GayOldTime

I always thought the Flintstones theme song was a disappointing example of false advertising… “a dabba doo time, we’ll have a gay old time!”

https://youtu.be/2s13X66BFd8?si=5RGxFOwmoKSrN4uC&t=29

The Flintstones Theme Song

YouTube
@GayOldTime In Spanish, a "gayola" (pronounce the first "a" as in "crab", the rest is pretty much the same) is a handjob. I don't know if that makes it better or worse.