Exercise is too time consuming. I hate that it improves my mood while robbing me of time to get mad online.

@mcfadden I tried an exercise bike while doom scrolling and after a few minutes I just didn’t care what the idiots were saying. I even laughed.

It was the worst.

@mcfadden I like to play a game while exercising. Like, “how long can I pretend I like exercising?” My score is not improving.