Gotta adventure just to pay child support

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That just makes your players look for contraception.
What are your thoughts on sheep intestines as a rudimentary β€œcondom”?
Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman
I know (hope?) this is a joke, but for the curious: Intestines are traditionally what is used to make sausages to this day. So likely they thought if it was good enough to eat, good enough to fuck.