@jerry This seems like your kind of humor!
@crdotson ok, that is hilarious

@jerry @crdotson
Is John Scalzi on mastodon?

This would be a great ad for his book red shirts

@crdotson @jerry "Were you asked to walk 500 miles? And then encouraged to walk 500 more? Call 'The Proclaimers'... you may be due for compensation."

@bytebro @crdotson @jerry

I walked 1000 miles, and I still don't know what "haver" means.

@crdotson @jerry What would you even sue Starfleet for? Money? They just make everything they need in the replicator
@crdotson @jerry Has anyone informed @scalzi ? Maybe there's a followup book here.