There’s a guy that has performed at my mother’s church. He’s a clown/magician who pokes a needle through his tongue and then talks about Bible stories. She thinks he’s hilarious, and keeps sending me his youtube videos to share with my kids. Everytime they visit her, she’s like “Oh, did you watch the videos?” No, grandma, they will be traumatized enough just growing up in reality. They don’t need a religious clown haunting their nightmares. `