Ten

How did the hacker get away from the police?

She ransomware.

Jan 15, 2024 at 8:48pmWeb
Show threadHumble Fan of Atty. WooJan 15, 2024

@Ten

let me guess: you are not about to divulge her whereabouts, eh? I yield back my time.

Show threadDan 🦺 DeboerJan 15, 2024
@Ten 👏👏👏
Show thread🜏 Osric Ovcharka Dog 🜏Jan 16, 2024
@Ten

but how did she survive in the wilderness?

she spear phished
Show threadEfi (nap pet) 🦊💤Jan 16, 2024
@Ten hehe I get it
Show threadhugovangalen 🤖 🕹️ 😼Jan 16, 2024
@Ten This cracked me up.
Show threadBookJan 16, 2024
@Ten @dgar Are you franchising?
Show threadDgarJan 16, 2024

@book

#Dgar is not @Ten, who is better at writing introductions than me, and probably has faster reflexes.

Show threadBookJan 16, 2024
@dgar @Ten Roger that. Followed. Thanks for sharing the love.
Show threadKennethJan 16, 2024
@Ten Boo.
@amberxorluci
Show threadMichaela SueJan 16, 2024
@Ten Every time I read one of these from you I remember that I *voluntarily* follow you fully expecting this sort of thing. Excellent work!
Show threadValanhaJan 16, 2024
@Ten You are awesome and you should feel awesome! ❤️​
Show threadpnpnerdJan 17, 2024
@Ten goddammit, I don’t know if the interwebs should block you or give you an award. Maybe even do both. 😇😙
Show threadRin  Jan 18, 2024
@Ten 
Show threadCrocus FloofJan 20, 2024
@Ten NaN/10 joke
Show threadDoug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦Jan 20, 2024
@Ten I can’t believe you got 148 boosts. Must be a weekend.
Show threadTenJan 20, 2024
@SonofaGeorge I got 350 lol
Show threadDoug Baker - Elbows Up! 🇨🇦Jan 20, 2024
@Ten Just imagine if it had been a GOOD joke, eh?
Show threadTenJan 20, 2024
@SonofaGeorge fuck you
Show thread🏳️‍🌈 Bri 🌞🚴🌱✨Jan 21, 2024
@Ten this is incredible how dare you