Don't really have time for someone's weird, arbitrary and probably xenophobic anti-bean agenda.

Have you somehow never had beans? They're fucking awesome.

There was that period of sort of radial-Austin-cool when Texas got that rep of being sort of the independent-minded-Alaska-of-the-South, generally conservative-ish but quirky and sufficiently infused with kickass bands and early-SouthByish insurgency-cool that enough hipsters tossed it some props and ACTUAL SxSW became the garish clusterfuck it became, but, bitch, that shit is gone.

Motherfuckers overwhelmingly elected this sack of shit TWICE and he already put razorwire in a river to kill people and is now bitching about how he can't summarily machinegun people because of the big-government-overreach/liberal-scourge of PREPOSTEROUS "anti-murder laws."
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/abbott-migrants-shooting-remark-18603280.php