@RustyBertrand I don't know if that would be appropriate for Paris, but I would definitely approve of planting one in DC, perhaps across from the Washington Monument. It should have the words FRIENDLY REMINDER cast or engraved into its pedestal.
@Spud_Coolzip@RustyBertrand This being the USA, we need a permanent Firing Squad, that shoots whomever happens to be lined up in front of it, every hour, on the hour, like Old Faithful.