Mastodawn

Phone drops from 16,000 feet? Not a scratch!

Phone drops from your hand? Shattered!

🙂🙃

Only use your phone over grass. This is it's natural habitat.

@mekkaokereke This is amazing

@mekkaokereke I do hope Cuong Tran gets their phone back soon and they deserve a refund on those bag fees.

And why don't people make their phones lock?

@mekkaokereke Bits of Boeing fall from 13,000 feet

@mekkaokereke bit like buttered toast always falls on the buttered side 🫣

@mekkaokereke It's like when people survived WW2 only to be killed by tripping over a brick... 👀

I do want to know how though...