fun with jq
(I am convinced it isn't THAT hard to create a simple Mastodon client that works with multiple accounts *and* presents the statuses/notifications/whatever all mixed together, like the old Android Twitter app Twidere, so you didn't have to switch between accounts. Twidere used coloured sidebars to differentiate posts from different accounts.)

AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S WORKING!!!!

#codeing

(It's kind of janky partly because it's just, "for each instance, get the last x posts"—it fetches each instance's stuff consecutively, and *then* it all gets sorted—so one will always lag a bit behind the other. I'm not sure if there's a good way to solve that. Also, I still can't figure out how to actually add stuff to an array.)
@nev twidere did support mastodon IIRC, dunno how usable would that be today, but in my early fedi days that's what I used on android.
@qwazix I still use it! But it has some drawbacks (doesn't support newer features, doesn't show/add alt text).