I'm looking for a privacy respecting vacuum robot

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I'm looking for a privacy respecting vacuum robot - sh.itjust.works

I’m looking for a vacuum robot preferably under 500€ and with a cleaning station. My main concern is that most robot vacuum providers seem to need to be connected to the internet. Are there any providers that either don’t need that, where I can block the internet connection or any other way not getting a spy in my home? I’m fine with it if some work is needed

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nope. reminding you now

“I’m looking for a privacy respecting vacuum robot” must be one of the most dystopian sentences I’ve read in quite some time.

I mean there is no lack of dystopian stuff going around these days. But if you imagine someone saying that 30 years ago, that someone would have conceivably ended up in a lunatic asylum. In 2024 however, it’s a perfectly valid and apropos question.

What a sad, sad world we live in…

“I’m looking for a privacy respecting vacuum robot” must be one of the most dystopian sentences I’ve read in quite some time.

I think this one is just as good:

Philips changes terms after the sale: requires data-sharing account to use a light bulb…

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2j-r3pmng (Louis Rossman)

Philips changes terms after the sale: requires data-sharing account to use a light bulb...

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Broom
Roomba is an anagram for “a broom”
I thought it was an anagram for “Robo Ma”
This has got to be the most boring dystopia thing I’ve ever read (so far).
There’s a community for this. lemmy.world/c/aboringdystopia
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