That rare 1/5 - Lemmy.zip

That’s definitely me, AMA
Thank you for holding this AMA, I’ve loved all of your previous work, except for that one we won’t talk about, haha. Anyway, what I wanted to know is “how’s your diarrhea.” Thank you again, I love you.
after months of constipation and getting my bumhole torn beyond recognition i honestly do enjoy a good diarrhea.
What has made you a diarrhea enjoyer?
I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.
I can’t remember not being one actually. Whenever someone said “I had diarrhea :(” I would be like, “Is that bad?” Then I started thinking, surely I’ve never actually had diarrhea then. But I’m old and wise now so I definitely have. Lucky me!
It’s just so… stimulating
it’s nice getting the poison out
My dumb ass saw “1/5” and tried to swipe
No need to push. You just have to relax and all the work gets done for you.