How many Lowe's would Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe's

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He’d rob all the Lowe’s that a Rob Lowe could if a Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s

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Sam Seaborn: Ms. O'Brien, I understand your feelings, but please believe me when I tell you that I'm a nice guy having a bad day. It turns out I accidentally robbed a home improvement store last night. Now would you please, in the name of compassion, tell me which one of those kids is my boss's daughter?

Mallory O’Brien: That would be me.

Sam: You.

Mallory: Yes.

Sam: Leo's daughter's fourth-grade class.

Mallory: Yes.

Sam: Well, this is bad on so many levels.

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Chris Traeger: Rob a Lowe’s?! That is *literally* the silliest thing I’ve heard today.

@ch1m3r4c0mpl3x Rob lowe would rob as many lowes as rob low could rob.
@ch1m3r4c0mpl3x How Lowe could I go?
You don’t want to know…
(Or maybe you do. I do get often asked.)

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I think it depends how close it is to Lincoln Park.

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