notexecutive

Edmonton, AB - Certified McMansion™

https://sh.itjust.works/post/11722423

Edmonton, AB - Certified McMansion™ - sh.itjust.works

Ash for grass??? Blinding white??? Also the neighborhood roads are a nightmare. Listing [https://www.zoocasa.com/edmonton-ab-real-estate/heritage-valley-area/1305-adamson-dr-sw] Reddit post [https://www.reddit.com/r/McMansionHell/comments/18rstpr/guys_i_think_i_found_one/]

Dec 28, 2023 at 1:56amWeb
Show threadsin_free_for_00_daysDec 28, 2023
Spectacularly awful use of the lot space. That layout is really shit. Like a house that had been added onto over a couple ownership changes, but every owner tried to do things the cheapest possible way. Or started it, then had to have an actual tradesman come in and fix/finish their fuckups.
Show threadZeppoDec 28, 2023
It’s an insult to even try to cram another house into that lot. The other houses look extremely close together for their size - pure money grab by the developers. They should have just expanded all the other lots by 10 feet and given the houses a little bit of a yard.
Show threadsomeguy3Dec 28, 2023
Yo I heard you like garages, so we added a garage beside your garage and another garage on that pointed the other way.
Show threadHobart_the_GoKartDec 28, 2023
Seriously, the floor plan is more garage than living space.
Show threadschmidtsterDec 28, 2023
It’s brand spanking new, and it was completed and listed in winter. Landscaping can’t be done during winter, the grass or hardscaping will come in May/June when it warms up.
Show threadnotexecutiveDec 28, 2023
Understandable
Show threadschmidtsterDec 28, 2023
The thing could definitely use some contrast or colour though, still a contender.
Show threadCybertoothTigerDec 28, 2023
I 100% thought this was just a 3d rendering of the house until I read your comment. It looks so weird and fake.
Show threadtotallynotarobotDec 28, 2023

What’s with the weird kitchen off the kitchen?

Though I guess it goes with the garage off the garage.

Show threadholycrapDec 28, 2023
Spice kitchen. They’re great when you are cooking something extra smelly when they’re built with excess ventilation, or they’re often used to separate food for someone with a severe allergy away from the rest of the food preparation.
Show threadtotallynotarobotJan 2, 2024
TIL thanks!
Show threadgrueDec 28, 2023
Jeez, the snout on that thing!
Show threadmindbleachDec 28, 2023
Is this one of those pie-slice things? Bunch of narrow plots with a shared middle region? No - the road’s right there. What the hell, then.
Show threadmixpolishedDec 28, 2023
@minbleach dinosaur game Cul-de-sac or crescent layout - Where a dead-end street or loop street has houses lining the outside, and the undeveloped land in the middle is shared.
@mindbleach - sh.itjust.works

Show threadAbackDeckWARLORDDec 28, 2023
The design is just wacky. Why do the garage doors face two different ways? What’s even the point of that extruding garage?
Show threadSasha [They/Them]Dec 28, 2023
AI trying to draw hands be like
Show threadEdanGreyDec 28, 2023
The inside would look a whole lot better with wood flooring
Show threadVicksVaporBBQrubDec 28, 2023
Add 1 house, add 1 garage, add 1 story. Repeat.
This is how fractals get started.
Show threadThrowawayPermanenteDec 28, 2023
And on top of that, you’re in fucking Edmonton
Show threadOneCardboardBoxDec 28, 2023
Every room looks cold and echo-y. Not a single carpet anywhere, and it’s all a hideous monochrome. That photo with the TV in it looks like the world’s most miserable media room.
Show threadZoolanderDec 28, 2023
It’s staged for sale. You want it to be monochrome. The color is added when the people eventually living there bring in their decorations, pictures, plants, etc.
Show threadV0ugesJan 1, 2024
What really baffles me with North American suburbia is that people are willing to buy such gigantic houses with barely any garden, not even baby trees, no privacy and no fence and overall stupid floor plans. I mean, would anyone sane really pay over 1.5m for have a balcony that looks into their neighbours garden (or lack of garden)?
Show threadnotexecutiveJan 1, 2024
Yeah, i dont like it either. I would definitely prefer a house with mature trees and such
Show threadwaterboganJun 6, 2024
Hideous and soulless. A little bit of Dubai in Edmonton!