welcome to the week after Christmas, the date is sometime between Tuesday and August, a handful of cheese at 4pm counts as a meal, Irish Cream can be consumed between 6am and January and putting on your high school band shirt from your parents’ closet counts as “getting dressed”
@VeryBadLlama just ate a bowl of grits from two days ago at 11 AM as breakfast and I feel like that's exactly this vibe.

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I'm sitting in bed wondering what eggs would be like scrambled with brussel sprouts and yams?

@VeryBadLlama my friend calls the week after Christmas "the holiday taint" since it comes between Christmas and New Years
@kerouac666 I hate this, and yet ..I'll be using it going forward.