I’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.

Too bad she’s a nutcase.

I'm unfamiliar with her nutcasity, can you elucidate?

She’s a right-wing evangelical. This will tell you all about it:

archive.is/H15fc

What’s funny is she used to be very open about her sex life and even said she would be willing to pose topless for Playboy, so I’m not quite sure when this happened.